Please don’t judge me.
I have enough unwanted things on my plate without having to add your throwaway scraps,
and no I don’t need your unsolicited advice,
’cause it’s all really just a bunch of crap.
Quiet as kept your plates’ looking kinda heavy with all that unhealthy food,
so stop probing and making snide remarks to me Ms. Rude Attitude.
By the way my plate’s getting smaller while yours is reaping with rotten meat,
take care to balance that plate real good now, or it might just spill out into the streets.